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Would you buy a rotating dildo for your desk?

 
 

EXACTLY what everybody needs... A floating globe ball thing

Beyond fascinated with this invention, it’s finally starting to feel like the 21st Century. If there is any delay in my Amazon Prime 2 day delivery I’m going to freak the fuck out. I need this revolutionary technology on my desk yesterday.

I’m not sure what aerospace technology is but I need in on it. I need it yesterday. If they could make a plastic globe rotate in the air, I wonder what else could float. In the morning I’m calling my mentors, partners and mom saying I’ve had a slight career path but its for the greater good. I’m bringing floating, magnetic dildos to a desk near you.

Dicks by Mail guys, I’m coming after you.

In the meantime, you can purchase your floating globe here.

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